22 The Dead Donkey



The Dead Donkey

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100.  

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.  The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "I Cannot do that.  I have already spent it." Kenny said, "Well at least give me the donkey." The farmer said, "What will you do with him?" Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The Farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can.  Watch me.  I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny replied, “I raffled him off.  I sold 500 tickets at £2 a ticket and made a profit of £900." The Farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny said, "Just the man who won.  So, I gave him his two pounds back and he seemed happy."

Kenny grew up and now owns his own business and is doing very well.


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